Estaban's Blog

I’ve been kidnapped.

Somewhere between yesterday’s Slack argument about tab width and today’s “mandatory team-building event,” I lost the will to resist.

9:01 AM

The intern has already broken the build. Again.

I'm halfway through my first coffee when the Product Manager slithers over like a PowerPoint with legs.
He’s got a "simple change" — code that’s "basically done" but just needs “a quick review.”